In Next Week's Issue...
THE WHOLE BAD HABITS TEAM // NOVEMBER 15, 2019
Jazz majors demonstrate at the Coverband Showcase that they can also play Jazz
Winter term fair: for the 4th Consecutive year, I briefly consider Scuba diving
Heartwarming: several people who ghosted this Sophomore liked an Oberlin crush that says he deserves love
10 politics majors talk about how much they wish they were History majors
Cancelled student renewed for another semester after Twitter fan campaign
Admin’s purchase of a 2nd $30,000 salad robot was informed by Petco manual that says “If you only buy one parakeet it will get lonely”