Rejected Splitchers Themes
SAM SCHUMAN // FEBRUARY 22, 2019
Ever wondered how Splitchers themes get chosen? We here at The Grape certainly have. Through a series of questionable cryptocurrency transactions in the Ukraine, The Grape has obtained from the ’Sco’s sophisticated computer mainframe a list of rejected Splitchers proposals submitted by students who, evidently, do not have their thumb on the barely-there and yet oddly exclusive pulse of Oberlin’s social scene.