The Signs as Oberlin Stereotypes

ZOE JASPER // FEBRUARY 22, 2019

Leo: faux poor aesthetic

Aries: self-righteous protester

Sagittarius: shaved head and septum piercing

Aquarius: pretentious anarcho-socialist

Gemini: majoring in weed, minoring in poppers

Libra: “add me on co-star”

Cancer: sensitive snowflake

Scorpio: full bush

Pisces: goes to class barefoot

Capricorn: white feminist

Taurus: vegan

Virgo: desperate to show you their loaded g-cal

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