Halloween Candies, Ranked by Moral Purity
by Isabel Hardwig Bad Habits Editor 1. Junior Mints, obviously. Nothing feels more virtuous than a handful of Junior Mints. Between the...
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The Grape is Oberlin College's student news and culture magazine, published bi-weekly since 1999.
- Nov 8, 2022
Epic Winning vs. Epic Fail
by Teagan Hughes Editor-in-Chief For as long as humanity has been as long as, we have been labeling objects and entities as “epic...
- Nov 8, 2022
A Semi-Comprehensive Blue Rooster Review
Proudly Brought to You By Two Uninformed, Unqualified Idiots by Max Miller Staff Writer When I graduated high school, my Aunt Liz and...
- Nov 8, 2022
(NOT COVID) Emails
by Isabel Hardwig Bad Habits Editor Hey, all! I’ve been feeling pretty sick lately (not COVID), so I won’t be able to participate in the...
- Oct 14, 2022
Sign my petition to put MORE pianos in Azzies!
by Flip Ptarmigan Baby Grand Enthusiast By now, many of you will be familiar with the newest addition to Azzies, Oberlin’s much-beloved...
- Oct 14, 2022
Interview with Toothbrush Guy
By Ellen Efstathiou Contributor This interview has been edited for increased length and less clarity. (For the past month, I have become...
- Oct 14, 2022
How to Navigate Talking About Fall Without Lying About How Often You Rewatch Over the Garden Wall
by Isabel Hardwig Bad Habits Editor When talking about fall, my brain switches into a different and well-practiced social script, with...
- Oct 14, 2022
Have I Mentioned How High My Bed Is Now
by Isabel Hardwig Bad Habits editor Oh, sorry, I didn’t see you there! It’s just that I’ve gotten so used to looking down that my neck...
- Oct 14, 2022
Advice for Freshmen
By Ellen Efstathiou Contributor Hey freshmen! You’re the new meat on campus and as a sophisticated 2nd year I’m here to give you some...
- Sep 12, 2022
Ask Dr. Gags Vol. 12
by Dr. Gagatha Creampie Oberlin Grape Resident Sexologist [originally published June 3, 2022] This is The Oberlin Grape’s latest and...
- Sep 12, 2022
GROG THE TROLL’S RIDDLES
by Isabel Hardwig Contributor art by Adam Wise [originally published June 3, 2022] Lots of trolls love riddles and are really good at...
- Sep 12, 2022
Things You Can Totally Go Up To My Dad And Talk About
by Juli Freedman Bad Habits Editor [originally published June 3, 2022] Now that I am a very famous satire writer, you might be wondering,...
- Sep 12, 2022
Commencement Mad Libs Extravaganza!
Priya Banerjee & Teagan Hughes Editor-in-Chief & Staff Writer [originally published June 3, 2022] I’m Too Sexy by Right Said Fred by...
- Sep 12, 2022
Sixteen Instagram Captions You Can Use for your Graduation Post
by Priya Banerjee, Izzy Halloran, & Julia McCormick Editor-in-Chief, Managing Editor, & Contributor [originally published June 3, 2022]...
- Sep 12, 2022
Rejected Bops from WOBC
by Ellen Efstathiou Contributor [originally published May 20, 2022] Everyone here knows about WOBC, that pinnacle of music amongst an...
- Sep 12, 2022
Institutional memory preservation society: WOBC Wall Graffiti
by Levi Dayan Editor-in-Chief art by Levi Dayan [originally published May 20, 2022] Oberlin students have recently been shocked by plans...
- Sep 12, 2022
My Hopes for the New Wilder
by Isabel Hardwig Contributor illustrations by Katie Baum [originally published May 20, 2022]
- Sep 12, 2022
New Water Park Opens in Oberlin!
by Juli Freedman Bad Habits Editor art by Eva Sturm-Gross [originally published May 20, 2022] You know what they say: there is nothing...
- Sep 12, 2022
An Oberlin History Lesson: Parties Pre-Covid
by Izzy Halloran Managing Editor photo courtesy of Izzy Halloran [originally published May 20, 2022] As the class of 2022 moves out of...
- Sep 12, 2022
Reggie's Ridiculous Reviews: Future's "I Never Liked You"
by Reggie Goudeau Staff Writer [originally published May 20, 2022] This year has been a minor struggle for finding new releases as of...
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