Grape College Essentials
by J. Dilla Staff Writer This one is for all of the incoming first-years who just committed to Oberlin. You’ll soon be inundated with...
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The Grape is Oberlin College's student news and culture magazine, published bi-weekly since 1999.
- Apr 29
MAY 2023 EVENT CALENDAR
by Flip Ptarmigan Event Wrangler MAY 1, 3PM - ???, Tappan Square - Truck touching endurance contest This is that thing where like 20...
- Apr 29
Rejected Student Speaker Applications
by Flip Ptarmigan Aspiring Speechwriter What If You Put Two Sandwiches Together Into a Double Sandwich, a Graduation Speech By Me...
- Apr 29
Stoner Update: New Study Shows 100% of Other People are Cops
by Officer Hudson Kassen Contributor Among the world’s stoner community, a lot of myths get passed around. You may be familiar with some,...
- Apr 29
Grain Silos I Can’t Wait to Get Grain Entrapped In
by Ellen Efstathiou Staff Writer A Red One Classic barn color for a classic case of grain entrapment. Those Big, Metal, Connected Ones...
- Apr 29
Quiz: Huge Friend Group or Outdoor Class?
by Isabel Hardwig Bad Habits Editor The weather is getting warmer, which means that every available lawn is overrun with massive,...
- Apr 29
300 Police Cars Donated to Oberlin to Protect Black Students from Harm
by Reggie Goudeau Features Editor Here at Oberlin, students generally believe that one person can change the world. However, they usually...
- Apr 16
NEW SHAPES
by Isabel Hardwig Bad Habits Editor I have not always loved tile patterns, but I do love jumping on the tile patterns bandwagon whenever...
- Apr 16
TAMPA RAYS MEET MLB RECORD
By Mike Wazowski Staff Writer This past Saturday, the Tampa Rays won their 8th straight game of the season. Only four other teams have...
- Apr 16
The Interview of Ellens
By Ellen Efstathiou Staff Writer I got the opportunity to interview Ellen DeGeneres the other day. She’s been pretty quiet since getting...
- Apr 16
THE BACK BURNER
by Isabel Hardwig Bad Habits Editor THINGS THAT CAN BE PUT ON THE BACK BURNER Some soups Kettles, unused Almost all app ideas Kettles, in...
- Mar 27
9 Things Obies are doing for Spring Break
By Zach Terrillion Staff Writer Buying an HDMI Cord Searching for men’s audacity Start journaling, and then pick it back up as a New...
- Mar 27
Succession Season 4 Predictions - I’m Not Sure What Will Happen But I Am Still Horny for Kendall
By Fionna Roy Opinions Editor Kendall Roy is obviously the best character ever created—-if you don’t know who he is then you don’t watch...
- Mar 27
Guy who only knows about a cappella from Pitch Perfect attends Study Break:
"When are they all gonna throw up?" By Dominominic Haunches Critic-in-Residence On March 14th, 2023, Oberlin’s five esteemed a cappella...
- Mar 27
BEST SPRING BREAK MOVIES
By Isabel Hardwig Bad Habits Editor College spring breaks are known to be legendary. To prepare yourself for this upcoming week of booze,...
- Mar 27
New Leap Days
By Ellen Efstathiou Staff Writer November 31st For some reason, I always think November has 31 days already, and I’m tired of getting...
- Mar 27
NEW BUBLY FLAVORS
By Flip Ptarmigan Carbonation connoisseur When I came across the panoply of new Bubly flavors in my favorite Bubly cooler in Decafe...
- Mar 27
What kind of “girly” are you?
By Skye Jalal Staff Writer Every kind of girly has her special way of making her man go crazy for her! Which one are you? What would you...
- Mar 11
Letterboxd Reviews by Dads
by Captain Ruffles Contributor The Godfather (1972) (5 Stars) The greatest movie ever made but very demeaning to women and minorities....
- Feb 19
QUIZ: Which Oberlin Library Are You, and What Does it Say About Your Love Life?
Happy Valentine’s day xoxo By Maya Denkmire Contributor Describe your ideal first date: A walk in the arb, possibly stargazing Afternoon...
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